The size of my penis...

#!/bin/bash
LC_ALL=C
echo $(uptime\
|grep Tage\
|sed 's/.*an \([0-9]*\) Tag.*/\1\/10+/';\
cat /proc/cpuinfo|grep MHz|awk '{print $4"/30+";}';\
free\
|grep '^Mem'\
|awk '{print $3"/1024/3+"}'; df -P -k -x nfs\
| grep -v 1k\
| awk '{if ($1 ~ "/dev/(scsi|sd)"){ s+= $2} s+= $2;} END\
{print s/1024/50"/15+70";}'\
)\
|sed 's/,/./g'\
|bc\
|sed 's/\(.$\)/.\1cm/'