While searching some torrent on
piratebay I noticed a little
legal link at the bottom of the site. This is a listing of legal threats
mails against the pirate bay from several lawyers because of "violating various copyrights". The site also lists replies by the piratebay people.
They are pretty much fun to read and here is my personal best-of:
response to dreamworks:
It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are ....... morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.
...
Go fuck yourself.
response to EA:
Hello and thank you for contacting us. We have shut down the website in question.
Oh wait, just kidding. We haven't, since the site in question is fully legal. Unlike certain other countries, such as the one you're in, we have
sane copyright laws here. But we also have polar bears roaming the streets and attacking people .
response to ADV films:Hello, my dear sir(s)!
We all like Evangelion a lot. This, however, does not mean that we like YOU
....
Sincerely
/Judas, on the behalf of The Pirate Bay
response to Apple:
> Apple is prepared to take further actions to stop the sites illegal
> activities, and Apple expressly reserves its rights. I am available
> to discuss this matter at any time. If you are represented by counsel
> in this matter, please provide me with the identity of that counsel.·
Instead of simply recommending that you sodomize yourself with a
retractable baton, let me recommend a specific model - the ASP 21". The
previous lawyers tried to use a cheaper brand, but it broke during the
action.
response to Warner:
> Please act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material
> or items claimed to be infringing.
The material hosted on The Pirate Bay is (check all that apply):
Your copyrighted work
German scheisse-porn
Torrent files X
response to White Stripes / WEB SHERIFF:
Now that's what I call a miserable attempt at a cliff-hanger. Let me guess, you failed your literature classes? Just like you failed law
school and the police academy, and became MR WEB SHERIFF. John, is that you?